Ahoy! Please be pardoning our pirate slang during your voyage
(we will keep it short, but how could we resit?),
weigh anchor, hoist the sails, find your sea legs, set your course
and perfect your best pirate voices as its time to enter the
dangerous world or looting, stealing and ermmmm mini golf!
That's right, our newest course is a place that is controlled
and run by pirates, hear them whispering golfing
advice and details of their hidden treasure from the bushes,
are they living in there or in the local caves, warrens or dens?
Who knows, just keep looking over your shoulder...
Take cover as the two ships, the Lacey Ann and Sally Jo
do battle. Cannon fire and exploding water happen throughout
the day just beware not to be standing in the splash zone
when them there cannon balls land! The giant Skull eats your ball,
will he spit it out closer to the hole?
Drop holes, ramps, tunnels all await on this course.
Many have come, some have got lost, some never return,
can you make it round our hardest course.
As you wind your way around this challenging 18 hole course
keep an eye out for the talking tikis poles, with a twinkle in their
eyes they have a surprise or two in store for you!
Concealed within the mature undergrowth are 13 fountains,
5 waterfalls, a cave to play through, 2 drop holes, numerous
ramps, lumps, bumps and humps.
The iconic windmill says it all,
will you play under it or 'bounce' round it?
Can you time your putt to avoid the revolving watermill?
Can you negotiate the monument? Will you play around or
through the lighthouse? The Helter Skelter on the final hole
can bring a player to their knees as a good round is destroyed.
Wow that's a lot of questions, do you have the answers?
Have you brought your plus 4's? Got grandad's flat cap?
It's time to go old school and enjoy the most popular of seaside
past times, Crazy Golf (no not fish and chips, that's in our cafe after
you've finished).
Come and play the course of champions, you never know
you may be good enough to enter the World Championships!!!
This course hosts the annual World Crazy Golf Championships
every year, there is a reason for that - its darn good challenging
fun old chap. What do we need to say further?
